December 2010
Twilight Zone
All up in this New Years Eve.
roxietexasbaby answered: Going to the ranch! Popping firecrackers and drinking alcohol. Country bumpkin style.
I love it! Have fun and be safe tonight. <3
I swear
I was hungover as hell all day yesterday and Monday. Have I learned my lesson?? NOPE! After tonight, I’ll probably be suffering again tomorrow. But thankfully it’s New Years Eve and I’ll have some of that hair of the dog and all will be well!
What are all my fellow Tumblr followers plans for tomorrow night?
Day 09: Two things you wish you could do
2. Move to Norway.
1. Get married in Italy.
lexiontherocks-deactivated20120 asked: ma'am, you have given me something to think about!
lexiontherocks-deactivated20120 asked: ma'am, you have given me something to think about!
ashleyibanez said: tell him to get his fucking unibrow waxed
BAHAH!!
David texted me last night. He has a bad habit of doing that now. Late at night. When I’m drunk with Carl and basically being an “ass.” Last night, before I promptly told him to fuck off, he texted “Tell Carl to rub your ditch.” It struck a nerve.
To explain what he means: He means the ditch in my arm, which is one of those “spots” on my body. You...
“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
That’s fucking gross, Cosmo
(via ivyyy)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OH COSMO! This is so hot, I’ll totally be doing it tonight~
(via disgustinghuman)
And then you can enjoy the fruity yeast infection you’ll be having a few days later.
“Champagne is the only drink that leaves a woman still beautiful after drinking...”
– Madame de Pompadour (via lexiontherocks)
I intend on consuming the shit out of some champagne on NYE.
